The politically incorrect rants of a bemused waitressTumblr (3.0; @yumandgrumbles)http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/Awkward hilarity ensues whenever I get a customer like myself. Customer: “Oh, I’m so...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/31779595566http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/31779595566Tue, 18 Sep 2012 00:15:27 -0400Silly NonsenseI told one of our regular customers that I would be moving to Philadelphia next week. He said,...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/31565726887http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/31565726887Fri, 14 Sep 2012 23:38:13 -0400Sappy Happy StoriesSilly NonsenseA table of six Asian college students came in today- without a reservation, of course. Before I even...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/31180395897http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/31180395897Sun, 09 Sep 2012 01:27:07 -0400Entitled AssholesA man tried to order a “Japanese salad” today. Confused, his waitress tried to clarify,...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/30702538327http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/30702538327Sat, 01 Sep 2012 23:49:14 -0400Silly NonsenseAs I brought him his check and his packed leftovers, a lovely gentleman stopped me and asked,...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/29668702321http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/29668702321Fri, 17 Aug 2012 23:51:00 -0400Sappy Happy Stories“Hello?! Ordah?! Can we ordah now?!” yelled the cranky customer as a weary waitress...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/29580056867http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/29580056867Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:00:00 -0400Entitled AssholesI single-handedly took out half of the restaurant’s electricity today. The temperature has...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/27236761167http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/27236761167Sat, 14 Jul 2012 23:44:55 -0400Silly NonsenseAbout half an hour after our posted closing hours, an Asian woman bursts through our...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/26139039166http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/26139039166Fri, 29 Jun 2012 09:12:00 -0400Entitled AssholesIn a generation of shitty parents, it’s so refreshing to see great parents who really care...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25809105510http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25809105510Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:20:00 -0400Silly NonsenseNo, the magic words are not “Can you hurry up? I’m hungry.” At no venue will these...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25695224595http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25695224595Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:01:37 -0400Entitled Assholes…Did you seriously just demand a high chair for your month old infant? You are aware that your...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25503896382http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25503896382Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:06:00 -0400Silly NonsenseBreaking news tonight: grown man throws a toddler-style tantrum about an inanimate block of...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25272076093http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25272076093Sun, 17 Jun 2012 00:23:36 -0400Entitled Assholes“Are you finished? Plates cleared? Dessert and coffee gone? Are there twenty customers waiting...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25224046997http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25224046997Sat, 16 Jun 2012 09:47:00 -0400As I was running around yesterday, I had a very concerned young woman flag me down. In fact, she...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25165930955http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25165930955Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:01:00 -0400Silly NonsenseToday, I had the most delightful old man flag me down by calling out, “Yoohoo!” as I...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25135468683http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/25135468683Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:51:00 -0400Silly NonsenseA single father came in with two adorable little boys today. As I was getting their drinks, I...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/24846960938http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/24846960938Sun, 10 Jun 2012 19:35:00 -0400Silly NonsenseWe have two different table sizes in the restaurant. The smaller one is usually set for two, but can...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/24846662965http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/24846662965Sun, 10 Jun 2012 19:30:00 -0400Entitled AssholesAt festivals, we usually set out a little tip jar at our food booth. Towards the end of the night, a...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/24301922060http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/24301922060Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:15:00 -0400Silly NonsenseGraduation weekend at a “cheap,” casual restaurant is hell week. Most people opt for...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/23907873331http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/23907873331Sun, 27 May 2012 23:24:00 -0400Silly NonsenseEntitled Assholes““We have a fun place, too… we’re really informal. When customers come up to the window to...http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/23396581660http://yumandgrumbles.tumblr.com/post/23396581660Sun, 20 May 2012 00:54:00 -0400